Derp!
Someone at work asked me if I know what “kurtosis” is.
I asked them if it had anything to do with Glee.
Oops.
This is the only photo I’ve been “authorized” to post by Taylor. (My amazing niece, and photographer for “Struck By Lightning Fest Oh My God 2012”.)
(She’s going to come over tomorrow and post more after school. Creative authority over her work and all…)
This was right before I said my first words to Chris. You guys will probably pee yourselves when I tell you the part I remember. So, I was with my lovely friends from Hugs 4 Chris, and he was SO PSYCHED to see them. (Won’t spoil their story). There was enthusiastic hugging and *squeeing* on Chris’s part. No, really. His voice did that crazily high-pitched “Oooooooooh!” thing.
There was chit-chat about Twitter Hugging. My contribution. SWEAR TO GOD:
Chris smiles at me and says hi. I *point to myself* and say: “Boy hugger.”
I.
Said.
Boy.
Hugger.
To his credit, he smiled and said something like, “Oh, that’s great” or “awesome” or something. (I don’t remember exactly due to, a.) I was talking to CHRIS COLFER AND, b. I fucking said “boy hugger.”.
(I know what I meant, I think he know what I meant. But…smooth. Accidental creeper thing to say. Female huggers outnumber male ones…yadayada…I was trying to distinguish….)
Boy hugger.
(If it helps, the story improves when we spoke again a few moments later…)
Sam, I am so sorry for your discomfiture, but OH MY GOD THAT SHIT IS HYSTERICAL PLEASE TELL ME YOUR FOLLOW-UP INVOLVES TRYING TO GET HIM TO SIGN THE CAST PHOTO WHERE HE’S DRESSED LIKE A BOYSCOUT brb dying…
This reminds me of this story I heard one time about lipstick.
Strange Things My Cat Does, #87,924
Some people have night caps. I have a cat hat.
Make sure to witness the kitty paw of bliss.
Thank you for writing to me. I hope I can be of some help to you (the text of your submission is below, for your reference).
The thing is, I’m sure you know that this homophobic stance is not limited or intrinsic to your religion and culture: there is a rich history of gay muslim culture, and…
I don't think it does, as it was a neighborhood petition. Our neighbors could make up any damnfool local ordinance they felt like it, and if it was agreed upon, so it would be. And yes, it's censorship (and actually quite surprising given that most landowners are white men, the biggest consumers of porn on the planet--but they're undoubtedly getting it at work). Love you!
That bullshit. “Neighborhood Rights” should stop at your property line. If I owned a home and some assholes decided I should not be able to download porn, I would be all up ons. SUPER MAD! FUCK THOSE GUYS!
